Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Michael Phelps: Bong Gone...?

Hey Michael: You're a celebrity, my man. You might be out of the water most of the time now, but everyone is still watching you. Some of them are even watching you just to try and catch you slipping up. I think you've slipped up now. Whatever you want to do is fine. You're a big boy now. But it wouldn't hurt if you perhaps tried to incorporate a little discretion in your behavior. Do whatever you would like, but next time lock the doors. Even get under the bed if you must. There are times when even super heroes need to keep a low profile. You have a great image. Don't tarnish it anymore. I realize there are people everywhere doing far worse things than you did. But they aren't Michael Phelps, the Olympian. You are, even if you are out of the water most of the time now. Just stay out of the "hot water".

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